Khushi Ko Gam Kaise Kah Den; Aapki Dosti Ko Kam Kaise Kah Den; Ye To Sab Kahte Hain Aap Pagal Ho; Lekin Sach Men Ho Hum Ye Kaise Kah Den
Agar Kisi Ko Bhi Mere Maisej Se Shikayat Hai Ya Achche Nahi Lagte To Aapko Pura Hak Hai Ki Apane... . . . . . . Mobile Ko Apane Najadiki Diwaar Pe Jor Se Markar Tod Den Kyonki Aapki Khushi Se Badhakar Aur Kuch Nahi Hai Mere Liye Dhanyavad!
Premika: Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi Kar Rahi Hu Tum Mujhe Bhul Jao! Premi: N Tere Aane Ki Khushi N Tere Jaane Ka Gam! Ja Bahan Ja Dusri Pata Lenge Hum!
Dukhi Patni: Pata Nahin Tum Jua Khelna Kab Chhodoge? Agar Bhul Se Bhi Tumne Koi Ravivar Ghar Par Bita Diya To Maare Khushi Ke Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Jayegi Yah Sunkar Pati Ne Pucha: Sach Ravivar Kab Hai?
Pati: Aaj Bahar Khana Khayenge Patni (Khushi Se): Thik Hai Main 2 Minat Men Taiyar Hoti Hu Pati: Ha Chalo Jaldi Se Khana Banao Main Bahar Chatai Bicha Hu
Shadishuda Insaan Ki Lotari Bhi Lag Jaye To Itni Khushi Nahin Hoti Jitni... Patni Ke Fenke Chamac Aur Belan Ke Takarakar Vapas Usi Ke Lag Jane Par Hoti Hai!